Everywhere I go, I see it out of the corner of my eyes. A dark medieval fantasy themed knight over there. The same slashing animation over here. Stamina bars as long as my arm. In my waking nightmares, I can only equate my life to one video game. Did you see that man do a dodge roll just behind that dumpster? Son of a b*tch, everything’s real.

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